These are, I suppose works premeditated on a much more serious level than the sketches...this doesn't make them much better, but the wording makes me smile a lot. So go click the thumbnails and submit yourself to the visual torture. Eh, it sure beats waking up after some obscure date in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing...

"Three...you have THREE bits for your portfolio?" Probably a question you're asking, and if your not humor me. I have more, they're just done on jumbo paper, so I need to yoink my dad's digi-cam before I can inflict those on the site. On top of that, I've just had my first art class--gimme a break!

The headphones are...all right, I did the entire thing night before it was due, so hence the hasty job. The Ink piece? yeah, don't even try to figure out what that is. It's abstract. Stupid, art prof...the guy could care less if you properly draw a stick figure...but yeah, most of his assignments were "abstract" sort of things so he wouldn't have to actually grade on one's ability to draw from life. bah. And yeah, the water color...I didn't even have the sense to do it on water-color paper...hence the wrinkling. Oh well, I'm trying, right? Practice, right? There you go.